Shecky's House of Linguistics

Bonjour!

Choose one each from the following sections. Then, at the end of the form, click on the Magic Shecky's House of Linguistics Translate Button. Read with an outrageous French accent like those knights in Monty Python and the Holy Grail... and, mes oui! You'll be speaking French in no time.

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage
to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in
Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants
in your wildest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)

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