The Top Ten

Ecclesiastical Near Misses

1. Taking time to prey

2. Waiting for the Rupture
3. Serving as an alcove light
4. Changing the pair of mints
5. Being a sextant
6. Matthew, Mark, Luke and Johnny
   Or Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Neil
7. Pops John Paul II
8. Safe sects
9. John 6:13
10. Jesus is Bored

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